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Don't Blame Me - I Voted for Ron Paul

Posted by Fritz Grip on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 10:26:20 PM
Attack me, neocon warmongers! Marginalize me!  I want vile invective, neocons! Discredit me! I want righteous indignation! Assassinate my character, neocons!

Paulbots!  Paulistas! Paulistinians! Ronulans! Unite!
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Christ! Not Again, Please.

Posted by Fritz Grip on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 8:25:13 PM
Do republicans really believe that the same GOP dopes who served us up George Bush(twice!)and then the democrat from Arizona John McCain have now found a true conservative in Bobby Jindal?

It's clear that the GOP is as clueless as ever. Let's face it - if Jindal didn't have dark skin, no one would know who he is.(This, by the way, is the textbook definition of racism - judging someone by the color of his skin. Yes, folks, your republican leadership is very cynical.)

I say this. Let us take this opportunity to cleanse the party of every last neocon. We all know that the democrat party has been infested with the ultra-left. What is less known is that the remaining democrats, newly disenfranchised(if I may), and more militant than ever, then proceeded to infiltrate the republican party. The result was, sadly, years and years of every-increasing sociliasm, the erstwhile republic turned into a warfare/welfare state.

After all, remember that "neo" means "that which comes after". Why can't we just drop this particularly odious
prefix and return to - simply - conservatism.

This is an especially salient and succint definition of neoconservatism, for the enjoyment of my legions of devoted and loyal readers:

Neoconservatism is a political philosophy that emerged in the United States. Its key distinction is in international affairs, where it espouses an interventionist approach that seeks to defend what neo-conservatives deem as national interests. In addition, unlike traditional conservatives, neoconservatives are comfortable with a minimally-bureaucratic welfare state; and, while generally supportive of free markets, they are willing to interfere for overriding social purposes.[1]






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I'm Better Than You

Posted by Fritz Grip on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 6:02:05 PM
The self-righteousness of the neocons never ceases to amaze me. How can you possibly have a love-fest with yourself day in and day out, year after year?

Take Sean Hannity. Please.

At its core,  Sean Vanity's message can be separated into two main planks:

a)Republican good, democrat bad.

Stunningly astute analysis, Sean. Critical thinking at its best; and

b)I'm better than you.

Analyze a typical Vanity rant: "Well, if you choose to have an abortion, then that's your right, but me...uh, err....what does it say on my piece of paper here?.....me, I would never have an abortion,  I choose not to live my life that way, if you do, fine, but me, never, because I actually believe in a higher being and in morality, and the flag and apple pie, I'm a patriot sir, which you, sir, obviously are not, you are obviously a terrorist and a clear and present danger... and - uh, that's right - I will always speak my mind and stand up for what I believe in!"

Translation: I'm better than you!

Turn the page, Sean.

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9-11 Lies

Posted by Fritz Grip on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 4:45:47 PM
It looks like NIST has released yet another attempt to explain away what happened to WTC  building 7 on 9-11. Their latest official report, more official than their last one, which was more official than their first, can be viewed here:

http://www.nist.gov/public_affairs/techbeat/tbx2008_1120_wtc7.htm

I thought building seven was brought down due to the massive inferno that engulfed it, causing a pancake collapse.  Then again, this clearly being preposterous, maybe the building impoded due to the newly-discovered physical phenomenan known as "thermal expansion".  Now we learn, that it might have been the failure of a single girder, a structural impossibility.

Comic relief aside, here we are, and eight years after 9-11, we still don't know what happened on 9-11.(If we don't know what happened, how can we know who did it??)

Or do we?

Beautiful

What do you see, folks? That's correct.  A controlled demolition. Who are you going to believe? Your eyes, or the government?

Osama bin Laden  is still on the loose. He's freer than you, folks.

And with an economy in shambles, a shredded Bill of Rights, and a worn-out and exhausted military stretched too thin, I ask if  we've waged a  "war on terror"  that has been succesful in rooting out those who would do Americans harm,  or if  we have been subject to a war OF terror ON the American people?

RESPOND TO ME, NEOCON WARMONGERS!

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I Miss George Bush

Posted by Fritz Grip on Monday, March 02, 2009 4:52:26 PM

I Miss George Bush. Sorely.

For all the Bush Derangement Syndrome these past eight years, and  the liberal anti-American sentiment that engendered it, George Bush's compassionate conservatism is likely and soon to be sorely missed.

Ah, nostlagia. In a world crashing down around us, we have precious little else. I can sit here and bemoan the country's fate, but today, I choose to remember the good old days.

George Bush. I salute you, sir. We didn't know how good we had it until it was gone. It seems like so long ago. Record deficit spending, incessant warmongering, constant violations of the Bill of Rights, sieve-like borders leaving us vulnerable to attack, income taxation, destruction of the value of the dollar, bigger government, more beaurocracy, nationalized drug-care, constant pandering to the likes of Nancy Pelosi... I can't continue. I'm seriously on the verge of tearing up.
 
Why can't we have all those things with Obama? Why can't Obama be more like Bush? Is it too much to ask, President Obama?

We'll miss you, George.
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The Muslims are Coming

Posted by Fritz Grip on Sunday, March 01, 2009 5:12:56 PM

That's right. And they're coming across the MEXICAN BORDER.

Thank you Ronnie, thank you Billie, thank you Jorge Mush, and thank you Juan McAmnesty.

And do you know why, schmuck American?

Because you're up to your eyeballs in debt, with a mortgage you can't afford, on a home you're about to lose. Who wouldn't envy your position? YOU'RE RICH!!!!!!!!!!!

And you're free. Don't forget that. If you win the lottery and manage to pay off  your $50,000 house you got duped into paying $500,000 for,  try not paying your property taxes.

Private property? Oh no, but you're free. And you have freedom. I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat. More importantly...so would the evil Muslim.

(I can hear your chains rattlin'.)

Run, schmuck Amerikan. Run, hide. Go even deeper into debt to kill the evil Muslim, his wife and his children, his grandparents and his pets. Grovel Hillary, grovel before the Chinese to borrow even more money.

Remember, schmuck American. You are rich and free.

Damn! I am full of brilliant insights today!

Thank you to my loyal readership for your continued support. It is because of you that I continue to deliver my  my inspired brilliance.







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Bobby Jindal is a Fraud. Shocking!

Posted by Fritz Grip on Sunday, March 01, 2009 3:32:48 PM

Another forum post for the edification of my beloved reading audience:

If you want the skinny on Jindal

On March 1st, 2009 samadamscw says:

visit:

http://forgotston.com

Enjoy.

Jindal, though he won by a landslide, is not as well loved here as many would have you believe. His electoral victory was more a case of the media propping him up, and our recent experience with Katrina & Rita that propelled him into office. (He also narrowly lost to Blanco the last time around, he was propped up by the media then also, but she pulled it out in a runoff, trailing at that)

His 'ethics' reform is a sham as it can't be enforced and he is granting his administration extensions for compliance.

He has one of the most 'closed door' administrations in memory.

He reluctantly vetoed a MASSIVE legislative pay raise. They still got a raise, which he signed, just not as big as they were asking for. (which led many to believe that they asked for an excessive amount just so they could 'compromise' and still get a hefty pay hike)

Other than that, he's a dud.

(oh and his Secretary of State refused to Barr on the ballot here, even though he qualified, no matter your personal opinion of Barr, that stinks)


Excerpted from:

http://www.dailypaul.com/node/84525
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Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot

Posted by Fritz Grip on Sunday, March 01, 2009 3:18:04 PM

Found this excellent forum post for my loyal and devoted readership.


Rush Limbaugh: Champion of Big, Powerful Government
who needs to be called out by more of us.

Limbaugh - Champion of Big Powerful Government

Lets look the facts.... this guy is a cheerleader for the Republican party which is far from the conservative party Barry Goldwater and Ron Paul echo

1) He supported the UnPatriot Act -- instead of the 4th amendment growing the Federal Government's power
2) He supports FISA -- allowing the Federal government to tap our phones and email rather then the 4th amendment
3) He supports Pre-Emptive strikes of war rather then the founders -- He is a cheerleader for Using fear.
4) He was on Board with NAFTA -- NAFTA is not free trade, it is Federal government managed trade. Which is power for large corporations to exploit 3rd world countries
5) He does not mention that Bush was the Greatest Socialist ever growing the M1 money supply form 4.136 Trillion in 2000 to 8.1+ Trillion today -- that is not conservative!! It took 230 years to get to 4.136 Trillion and then then Bush almost doubles it 8 years
6) He spent April to November 4th Cheerleading for McCain or as he would say "against Obama" -- Though he never once Supported or talked about Chuck Baldwin of the Constitution Party
7) He is a cheerleader for the failed war on Drugs growing the Federal Governments role in our lives though he was been busted several times for oxycontin
8) he is for the REAL ID Act of 2005 again growing the power of the Federal government in our lives
9) he Does not say a word about Obama Sending more troops to Afghanistan or him using Drones in Pakistan -- He supports the Bush Doctrine giving the Federal government more power to attack sovereign nations
10) He is For torture Techniques rather then for providing Habeas Corpus for all people.
11) He is silent on FEMA camps growing yet again the power of the federal government -- He does not use his voice to call for a halt of this
12) he is supportive of Bush and Obama's renewal of Faith based initiatives giving the Federal Government more power to determine marriage and other social matters -- This is a States Right -- somebody should hand him the 10th amendment and force him to Read it Out loud.

13) He is silent on the Federal Reserve which the Largest taxer in America.

14) He is a supportive of the US tax payers propping up Israel, Pakistan and other nations who then use this money to create us an even larger headaches down the Road. Israel is not the 51 state of the USA and they are entitled to no more money that the people of India -- See Rush does not believe in diplomacy he believes in bribes and that is why you also know he is in the pocket of the AIPAC --- Diplomacy is second after the bribes.

15) where is he leading people against the IRS? silent again

What does Rush use his voice for?

He uses it for talking about Rush...... and playing Phony Left v. Right politics which is a mirage --

Rush is not against "Growing" Government as long as the government grows as he wants it to Grow
--- Knowing this he cannot be considered a conservative or a classical liberal in the sense of the Founding fathers -- He is a Republican with a talk show

Excerpted from:

http://www.dailypaul.com/node/84622


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Defeat in Iraq. Really.

Posted by Fritz Grip on Sunday, March 01, 2009 3:02:30 PM
Someone please explain this to me.

You shoot a horse for no good reason, you beat the dead horse on the ground. You then walk away. Have you walked away in defeat? How is that defeat?

You invade Iraq for no good reason, you destroy and poison the country, then(after all the profits have been exhausted), you walk away. Defeat?

...Huh? We invaded them. They did not invade us. How is pulling out defeat?

Conversely, what is victory? Democracy? Where, just where, is the word "democracy" to be seen in the U.S. Constitution?

Democracy? Like the Gazans who democratically elected Hamas? Or is it only "democracy" if the newly-"liberated"  savages elect a puppet we approve of?

This is what foreign intervention breeds. It is a failed policy.


Respond to me, warmongers! Rush! Pawn! Medved! Savage! O'Reilly! Coulter!



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Obama's True Character

Posted by Fritz Grip on Sunday, March 01, 2009 2:18:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFcQutO5Lgs

Respond to me, neocon fascist warmongers! Respond, neolib warmonger fascists!

The sunshine of truth has been shone on the rat hole of your failed policies!

Hurry, scurry, flee in a flurry, the smart bombs of truth are about to fall on your heads!

Cockroaches! Respond!

Bleat away!
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Will Mitt Romney Go Away Please?

Posted by Fritz Grip on Saturday, February 28, 2009 5:55:43 PM
 Mitt Romney is the republican Obama. Looks good, talks a good game... and did I mention his hair?

Move along folks, there's nothing to see here. Romney is an empty suit, who's about as conservative as....as George Bush.

Again, folks? Are we going to be neoconned again?

Step aside, Mitt. Yes, to the Rush Limbaugh crowd, you are the perfect republican candidate, but what's needed at this juncture is a conservative.

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The GOP Needs More Colored People

Posted by Fritz Grip on Saturday, February 28, 2009 12:15:41 PM
New Ideas For a New Republican Party


I didn't watch Bobby Jindal's recent speech, but I heard  that reviews were less than enthusiastic. Seemingly, this is another setback for the GOP, but as a good republican, I am  here to offer solutions.

Ok, let's think this through. Obama is black, which means we need a colored person too. We are, after all, compassionate conservatives. Jindal was a flop, and although he is dark enough, we might want to hedge our bets.

Yes, we can retake the presidency in 2012.  Think John McCain, the liberal democrat from Arizona, only darker. I'm on to something, folks. Think liberal flip-flopper governor from Massachusetts....

Bingo. Mitt Romney. But is he dark enough? We have to think big here, fellow republicans. He's got two full years by my count to get that tan just a few shades darker. Will it work? Can we do it? You betcha'!!



 
 

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We Killed a Million of Their People

Posted by Fritz Grip on Saturday, February 28, 2009 8:22:53 AM
Golly gee, that's....like, a lot of people. Sort of like a holocaust, almost. Or is it only a holocaust when Jews are killed?

Respond, compassionate conservatives!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGd51wldmRo
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I Support the Terrorists

Posted by Fritz Grip on Saturday, February 21, 2009 2:38:15 PM
 Look at a map.  Focus in on Iran. To the west(left on your map), you have Iraq. To the east(right on your map), you have Afghanistan.

What those two countries share in common is American troops. Now -

Consider further the fact that "America", a nuclear power, has threatened Iran with obliteration.

Given these facts, my question - and it's a simple one - is this:

What would you EXPECT Iran to do? How would you EXPECT them to behave?

That's right. You are imagining Russian troops in Canada and Mexico.

For every action, there is a reaction.  And actions have consequences.
   
Oh, and Iran's nuclear ambitions? I've got a few WMD's in Iraq to sell you.

Neocon zionist fascists - respond to me!

 

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The Failure of George Bush

Posted by Fritz Grip on Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:42:34 PM
Widely and rightfully hailed as the greatest president of the 21st century, George W. Bush did nonetheless and regretfully prove himself mortal by failing to catch the most dangerous terrorist of our time.

Ron Paul is still on the loose. Spouting hatred and spreading propaganda, Paul is as popular as ever with the patriot world. Words such as constitution, freedom and liberty are regularly heard from the demonic lips of his kool-aid drinking followers. A message more antithetical to the American way is hard to imagine. And their ranks are growing.

It didn't have to be this way. Under the patriot act, the honorable George W. Bush had the legal authority to detain Paul. The liberal and anti-American bill of rights would not have been a hindrance here, as the fourth amendment had been rendered null and void. All George W. Bush had to do was declare Paul an enemy combatant, a terrorist, and the republican party might have been saved.

In light of the ease with which this could have proceeded, this is a failure of collosal and monumental proportion. Arrest the man for terrorizing the republican party, torture him according to the Cheney doctrine, and be done with it. The end game here is not necessarily the extraction of information. That is a trivial aside. It is to project power; to instill fear, if necessary. National security is what is at stake. The rabid enemy simply cannot be allowed to spread the message of the constitution.

You can't make this stuff up. And yes, despite this shortcoming, I still believe that history will look kindly upon the honorable George W. Bush. However, as a compassionate conservative, and a good republican, I call upon all Americans to root out the Paulistas and crush their testicles.
 
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