Posted by
Fritz Grip on Sunday, March 01, 2009 5:12:56 PM
That's right. And they're coming across the MEXICAN BORDER.
Thank you Ronnie, thank you Billie, thank you Jorge Mush, and thank you Juan McAmnesty.
And do you know why, schmuck American?
Because you're up to your eyeballs in debt, with a mortgage you can't afford, on a home you're about to lose. Who wouldn't envy your position? YOU'RE RICH!!!!!!!!!!!
And you're free. Don't forget that. If you win the lottery and manage to pay off your $50,000 house you got duped into paying $500,000 for, try not paying your property taxes.
Private property? Oh no, but you're free. And you have freedom. I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat. More importantly...so would the evil Muslim.
(I can hear your chains rattlin'.)
Run, schmuck Amerikan. Run, hide. Go even deeper into debt to kill the evil Muslim, his wife and his children, his grandparents and his pets. Grovel Hillary, grovel before the Chinese to borrow even more money.
Remember, schmuck American. You are rich and free.
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