Posted by
Fritz Grip on Saturday, February 28, 2009 12:15:41 PM
New Ideas For a New Republican Party
I didn't watch Bobby Jindal's recent speech, but I heard that reviews were less than enthusiastic. Seemingly, this is another setback for the GOP, but as a good republican, I am here to offer solutions.
Ok, let's think this through. Obama is black, which means we need a colored person too. We are, after all, compassionate conservatives. Jindal was a flop, and although he is dark enough, we might want to hedge our bets.
Yes, we can retake the presidency in 2012. Think John McCain, the liberal democrat from Arizona, only darker. I'm on to something, folks. Think liberal flip-flopper governor from Massachusetts....
Bingo. Mitt Romney. But is he dark enough? We have to think big here, fellow republicans. He's got two full years by my count to get that tan just a few shades darker. Will it work? Can we do it? You betcha'!!